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My experience today at the Apple store in Palo Alto is likely the final nail in the coffin for me and Mac laptops. I won't say that I'll stop using Macs, but I will continue to be a self-loathing Mac user for as long as Apple continues to treat me, and a growing majority of its customers and supporters like the enemy.
My experience today was a mix of decent and absurd. On the one hand I was approached several times by sales folk who were very friendly. On the other hand, I dared to task the "genius" staff with a question about my squeaky spacebar.
Arriving in the store at 11:15am I was able to sign up for an appointment with the genius at 1:30pm. I arrived at 1:25pm and found 3 people ahead of me, 1 iPod and 2 iMac problems. I quickly asked the genius if he knew anything about the squeaky keyboard and he said yes and that I should wait for my appointment so he could look at it. At 1:54pm my name was called (hooray!) and I was attended to by a different genius. The conversation, nearly verbatim:
Me: "Hi, I have this weird squeak in my spacebar, do you know if you can fix it? And my trackpad thing seems to be sinking."
Genius #1: "I've never heard of such a thing."
Me: "It seems fairly common - I found many other people with the same problem. "
Genius #1: "Everything seems common when you are looking for it."
For a brief moment I contemplated if perhaps this guy actually was a genius. He had addressed one of the worlds' universal theories - that the truth is out there, you just have to look for it. Had I stumbled on the next Camus, Kierkegaard, Sartre? An existentialist wizard of some sort?
Me: "Well you could look it up and I am pretty sure you will find some information. Here I will look it up for you."
Genius #1: "Oh, yeah I guess so. Seems really uncommon."
At this point the Genius proceeded to pound on the spacebar until it started making a new noise--one that sounds like the spacebar will likely break off in the near future.
Me: "Yeah, I don't think that's helping. What about the way the mouse trackpad seems to be going below the surface of the case? Can that be fixed?"
Genius #2: "Yeah, we have to take your computer and replace the top casing."
Me: "How long does that take?"
Genius #1: "A week to ten days."
Me: "So I have to give you my computer for a week to replace a squeaky key?"
Genius #1: "A week to ten days. We have to send it in. We're backlogged."
Me: "So, if you weren't backlogged you could fix it."
Genius #1: "No, we have to send it in."
My wasted time aside, what blows my mind is that Apple continues to put the onus on their customers rather than taking true responsibility for a faulty product. Admittedly, a keyboard squeak is nothing compared to random shutdowns that plague MacBooks, but this is my 3rd Apple laptop in as many months. That shutdown thing seems to happen once in a while, but not consistently for me. Regardless, a computer that shuts down on its own is a defective product--something the manufacturer should address with an immediate replacement.
Seven to 10 days may be acceptable for a home user, but not for business.
Over the last several years I have been responsible for the purchase of hundreds of thousands of dollars of computer hardware and software. I can't recall any other vendor treating me this way. Not Dell, HP, IBM, Lenovo, Cisco or otherwise. In fact, every one of them has been (usually) incredibly responsive. We had some fluky Thinkpads for awhile and IBM sent new ones until the problems were fixed - even before we had returned the broken ones. When we had issues with Dell servers they consistently beat the response times, usually in less than half the time that required.
Now, one key thing here is that Apple is generally a consumer product, whereas I am used to enterprise type of hardware and that type of service. If Apple wants to be an iPod company, they should at least give their business users a fair chance at being successful by licensing the OS to another PC maker. And yes, I remember Power Computing.
The point of this diatribe is this: Open source companies must do everything they can to make their customers happy. We don't have the luxury of treating long-time users like they are our enemies.
BTW-I didn't bother with the Apple Care since Matt's experience was so laughable. Neither one of us is trying to get something for free. We just want the products we paid for to work. And if they don't work we want to be treated like we matter.
Apple PR people - you know where to find me if you need me. I registered the machines.
Links:
MacBook keyboard squeak
Previously:
My very own corner of Apple Hell
"I'm dead" says my MacBook replacement
My new 15" MacBook Pro (Verdict: Disappointing)
My MacBook sucks and I am returning it
Lenovo to preload SUSE on Thinkpad
Posted by Dave Rosenberg on October 17, 2006 09:32 PM












