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May 03, 2007 | Comments: (0)
All i's on Google
It's a horror movie cliche: You think you've finally killed the monster, but while you're busy comforting the distressed damsel and wiping the gunk from your fingers, the beast rears up from the dead and attacks.
Of course, in this instance, I'm talking about iGoogle.
Years after we thought we'd vanquished the last of the cutesy small i/little e Internet names, Google resurrects it for its personalized home page service. (And yes, there's iVillage and the whole Apple naming convention, but for the most part it was dead. And now it's not.)
What does the little i stand for?
How about intolerant? Google is urging its shareholders to reject a proposal that calls for the search engine to stop censoring search results in countries like China.
Maybe incompetent. Google's vaunted geek cred suffered a serious blow recently, when a bug in the very same home page service lost several months' worth of customized settings for some of the Google faithful. (And after Google 'fixed' it, the bug came back and struck more users.)
Or possibly just 'in your face.' Last week Google overtook Microsoft to become the most popular -- or at least the most visited -- Web site in the world.
Listen, I like Google. I use iGoogle (though the name makes me, well, Cringe). But I think 2007 will be remembered as the year the G-men jumped the shark and lost their G-magic. It's all downhill from here.
Is this the beginning of the end for Google? Post your thoughts below or email them to me here.
Posted by Robert X. Cringely on May 3, 2007 08:23 AM
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"Jump the Shark" is a Hollywood reference to the point where good TV shows go bad. It has nothing to do with horror movies. It comes specifically from the Happy Days episode where Fonzi jumps a caged shark on water skis. That episode, everyone agrees, was the beginning of the end for Happy Days.
That doesn't mean your metaphore doesn't apply. iGoogle could be the beginning of the end for Google, but I doubt it.
Posted by: HL Arledge at May 4, 2007 11:21 AMMaybe Google will copyright and change the G-spot to the ispot, or will those tasks be Apple's Jobs? Onanists and orthodox hedonists everywhere want to know.
Posted by: Phineas at May 8, 2007 06:20 AMI think Mr. Cringley knew what "jump the shark" means. The bit about the horror movie was different. He's just guilty of mixing two metaphors. To the heart of the matter:
1. The bit about China censorship is a complex political issue that really doesn't boil down very well to a relevant point in this argument.
2. One embarrassing bug does not a stagnant company make. Google's software quality still ranks way up there.
3. Google's dominating as a home page, and you're using that as an argument that they're washed up?? That doesn't make sense.
Mr. Cringely, I think this prediction of yours is way off. Perhaps we've reached a point where using the term "jump the shark" has jumped the shark. Your use of it here, in any case, is weakly supported and not convincing.
P.S. The "iGoogle" name is lame, yes. I'll grant you that much! Seeing it made me wonder if Apple had just purchased Google, or vice versa. But Google is still versitile and innovative. I hold out hope they will learn from this and it'll be a minor blip on the radar of their success.
perhaps just Google marketing has gone lame... or snorting too much of a good thing...
why don't they claim the small g? equally lame, but it's effective _branding_
then they could claim a whole series of product lines with the little g - it will require a little bit of real work, say like checking the internet for trademark and copyright conflicts (hey, they could use Google to search for that kinda thing, just like the rest of us *evil grin*)... but then they could have gHomepage, and gPicture, and gMessaging and a whole raft of gProducts :)
even get free advertising with that gSpot thing i keep hearing about :)
btw, the evil grin above had to do with the vision of them searching for "gHomepage" usage on Google and getting a whole bunch of crap ads like "Buy gHomepage on eBay now!", ditto for Amazon etc. :)
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