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May 11, 2007 | Comments: (0)

Readers Write (Bite) Back

Should candidates have their own MySpace page, a la Obama? Cringesters who've emailed me respond with a resounding “No.” But reader W. O. offers up a capital idea:

I don't know about MySpace, but it would be nice for all the candidates to have an Internet presence. To tell what they care about. To tell us why they are competent. To tell us what they think is important, and how they plan to make it happen. And it should probably be designed by someone involved in the campaign, with some input by the actual candidate. (Like maybe he or she should actually touch the keyboard.)

True enough. Unfortunately, most US politicos get stumped just looking for the “any” key.

Meanwhile, Cringester K. R. sees Dell's possible comeback going down in flames.

Since fires were erupting in Dell’s Servers – I do not purchase, I have spent $200,000+ on IBM Servers. Since fires were erupting in Dell’s Laptops – I do not purchase, I have spent $50,000+ on laptops. Since fire(ing)s happened to reasonable English speaking support – I do not call Dell for support.... Since a VINTAGE TRUCK was fired by Dell? F’em – they ought to replace the truck. Would have probably cost less than sending a team out to investigate the incident and couple that with the PR around that – I’m never buying a Dell until they replace the truck.

I got some interesting responses to my item about Google Trends. Unfortunately, most are unsuitable for a PG-13 rated blog like this one. Suffice it to say that the residents of Italy and France ought to pay special attention to the recent Johns Hopkins report about throat cancer.

Finally, amateur swami A.S. peers into his crystal ball and predicts:

When alien technology is revealed in 2012, and we all know we know more than we say we know we know, all of IT will be outsourced to an off-planet support group. We in IT development and support will be joining our brethren working down at the local 7-11 serving up Slurpy's and microwaveable chile dogs. Those in management will transported to an unrevealed location elsewhere in the solar system to manage intergalactic administrators that can't reveal the workings of their systems and only respond with "Gork!" when asked questions.
Sounds about right to me. I, for one, welcome our new alien IT overlords.

Got hot tips or burning issues to discuss? Send me a note or post your pithy comments below. Top tipsters may receive a nifty Cringe bag for their efforts.

Posted by Robert X. Cringely on May 11, 2007 09:22 AM


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Can we get K.R.'s message in English ?

Posted by: David Jones at May 13, 2007 09:09 AM

I understood K.R.'s screed perfectly. Then again, when I woke up this morning I found an empty pod in my bedroom....

rxc

Posted by: cringe at May 13, 2007 06:05 PM

For W.O.: Why do you think that there would be anything of substance on a candidate's web site, on MySpace, or anywhere else on line? I'd expect the same lies, evasions, grandiose plans with no substance, unrealistic promises that Congress would never permit to become law, and all the rest of the usual nonsense. From a candidate's point of view anything more than that has to be courting disaster; witness Mitt Romney's foot-in-mouth response that his favorite book was L. Ron hubbard's "Battlefield Earth" and his subsequent "correction," that it was only his favorite science fiction book, but his all-time favorite novel was the ultra-safe, all-American, Huckleberry Finn. (But at least he reads, unlike a certain prominent Republican I could name.)

Posted by: KB at May 14, 2007 06:38 AM

Still this would leave a record of sorts that we can go back to in order to judge the "flip flop" factor. At least the cyber heads could stash the page.

I was told elected officials give more weight to letters and faxes over phone calls and emails. We should make the same true for us.

Remember, if they record us we should be recording them.

:-)

Posted by: Ted Potter at May 14, 2007 10:35 AM

Still this would leave a record of sorts that we can go back to in order to judge the "flip flop" factor. At least the cyber heads could stash the page.

I was told elected officials give more weight to letters and faxes over phone calls and emails. We should make the same true for us.

Remember, if they record us we should be recording them.

:-)

Posted by: Ted Potter at May 14, 2007 10:37 AM

Can't understand today's English ?? Read John Brunner's book "Stand on Zanzibar" and get up to date on all the latest hipcrime vocabulary.

Warning - if you can't read and follow along with parallel story lines in non-linear chapters, get the Cliff Notes version or see Wikipedia.

Christ, what an imagination he had. This guy described more of what is going on today than any other SF author ever has.

Posted by: Bruce Hartley at May 14, 2007 10:51 AM

Q: How can you tell when a politician isn't lying?
A: His lips are not moving!

Posted by: MK at May 14, 2007 03:34 PM

Have politicians write something down? What a novel approach! A written version of "Bushisms" for the masses. Now, THAT's entertainment. But seriously, folks, how could a politician purport to please all the people all the time if they have to record their thoughts and have them repeated to them? It would never work. Too permanent! America's election memory isn't that long.

Posted by: Sam at May 15, 2007 11:53 AM

There is one candidate that is telling you what is for real. Don Cordell is running for President, and that is going to save America.
http://www.DonCordellforPresident.com will wake you up. I'm giving up on computers after 22 years, and at 80 years old going to stop the outsourcing, the imports from China, and bring some Pride back to this country. I am only using the internet to get my message out to everyone,and so far that's really working. I have one sign that gets everyones attention. Regular gas $1.29 gal. Gets immediate horn honks from everyone who see's that. That's like advertising Laptop computers for $99.00. So my American friends take a look at what I'm trying to do, or search for yourself two main items.
"Public Law 87-297", and "REX 84"
Don Cordell

Posted by: Don Cordell at May 17, 2007 02:42 PM

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