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July 19, 2007 | Comments: (0)

10 Corollaries of Murphy's Law: Debugging

  1. The debugging tool you need will not be installed on any computer that exhibits the problem. It's DeBUG
  2. There will be no way to reproduce the problem on the developer's computer.
  3. Proxies, firewalls and NAT boxes will keep you from being able to connect to any computer that exhibits the problem.
  4. If you are debugging a Web service client, the service will go down as soon as you have your tools running.
  5. Any debugging tool licenses you have will expire before you really need them.
  6. If two debugging tools use the same DLL, they will require different and incompatible versions of the DLL.
  7. The most revealing trace log statement you write will never be called.
  8. The least useful trace log statement you write will be called thousands of times.
  9. Any trace logs generated will be too large for your email server to accept.
  10. The problem will not be where you're looking, because you're looking in the wrong place.

Posted by Martin Heller on July 19, 2007 07:15 AM


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LOL!!! Those are so true...

Posted by: R-S. at July 19, 2007 10:55 AM

This is priceless, Martin. I've definitely experienced all ten corollaries! :-D

Posted by: Joe Egan at July 19, 2007 11:48 AM

hahhaha! i've gone through at least 3 or 4 of those in the past two days alone.

Posted by: radixor at July 20, 2007 01:01 AM

Yea, verily. 'tis true the things that Murphy says.

Posted by: Terry Stockdale at July 21, 2007 04:09 PM

For #9 please add, "... and usually causes the email server to crash, or start an infinite loop of email exchanges that crash both the customer's email server and your corporate server."

Posted by: Been There at July 26, 2007 11:30 AM

I had this adage on a cup that also had 7 or 8 of those corollaries, so I' know it's relevant:

"If architects built buildings the same way programmers write code, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization."

Posted by: CharlieL at August 9, 2007 09:26 AM

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